Posted by
Dennis Howard on Friday, July 10, 2009 5:56:13 PM
By Dennis Howard
What is there deep down in the belly of a bitchy Boomer that sparks such hatred and resentment of Sarah Palin? Palin can't even resign gracefully without having Gail Collins, a feminist columnist for the NY Times, descend on Palin like a vulture in search of road kill. And Sarah isn't even dead yet.
What is it? It must be something very primitive and visceral, yet far more powerful than ordinary feminist envy that might be directed toward a male.
Here we are talking about two women, one of them post-menopausal and old enough to be the other's mother. Yet it is the younger of the two, Sarah Palin, who wears the battle ribbons of motherhood -- one still in her arms and another old enough to have a child of her own. She also earned the honor of having served as a governor of a great state and as a candidate for Vice President of the United States.
But why would an elite media columnist like Gail Collins so deeply resent her?
The resentment is right there to see in her venom-dripping prose. "Sarah Barracuda ... smiling manically ... like a parody of the woman who knocked the Republicans dead at their convention." So Collins wrote in last Saturday's NY Times.
She went on from there to complain that Palin "babbled about her parents' refrigerator magnet, which apparently had a lot of sage advice . . . 'Life is about choices!' declared the nation's most anti-choice politician."
Now we're getting close. Abortion may well be the issue that has gotten under Collins' skin. Perhaps she suffers a form of baby envy that the barren often feel toward those blessed with children and success. (Collins has no reported children of her own.)
It wasn't supposed to be that way. Feminists loved to talk about women "having it all," but they quickly found that choice is either/or. (In the case of abortion, it's not chocolate or vanilla. It's life or death for someone with half your genes.) So it's downright unfair to see someone else enjoying both children and success. Congress should pass a law.
But why the intensity of the hate? Evidently, it is as intense in this case as it was in days when racism ran rampant across the land. Palin is lucky that lynching is no longer in style; Collins has to string her up with words.
She spits out her barbs like a pro, calling Palin's timing "extremely peculiar."
"Not only did she interrupt the plans of TV newscasters to spend the entire weekend pointing out that Michael Jackson is still dead, she delivered her big news just as the nation was settling into Fourth of July celebrations. You'd have thought she didn't want us to notice."
How the heck was Palin supposed to know that Michael Jackson had a date with death? Or that she might interrupt the plans of Katie Couric and other network mucky-mucks to spend the next few days talking about it? Otherwise, I thought Palin's timing was superb.
It was just in time for all those Tea Parties . . . and Palin certainly took full advantage of a slow news day when her surprise announcement would get bigger play. Her story was all over the place, yet the elite media wasn't even there. Making the Op Ed page of the NY Times (not once, but three times), and cornering the conversation among the Sunday morning talking heads isn't bad timing for a slouch. Who needs a publicist with timing like that?
Morning Joe, Pat Buchanan, Karl Rove, William Crystal, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, Monica Crowley, Greta van Sustern, Rush Limbaugh. The top talk shows are still buzzing about it days later.
But if barbs don't work, try snide. Collins insinuated: "Perhaps there is some new and interesting scandal that Palin has yet to let us in on. (If so, I hope it involves a soul mate.)" Dream on, Gail. Sarah already has one.
Then Collins then tried prophetic. "If she's starting to run, it will be as the same reporter-avoiding, generalization-spouting underachiever that she was last time around."
How lame! How sophomoric! At least she won't have the tired, old McCain handlers to stifle her any more. We might even get an honest campaign for a change.
But what can you expect of a columnist who, like Palin, once took time off from her job at the Times to finish a book. She took leave to do a rewrite of her earlier work, "America's Women: 400 Years of Dolls, Drudges, Helpmates and Heroines."
Then she went back to demeaning a real American heroine -- one who is a doll, but not a drudge -- one of those women who had her children and met her country's challenges, too. Sarah Palin.
That's what you get from Gail Collins, author of "Scorpion Tongues: Gossip, Celebrity and American Politics," Her titles advertise that trashing people is Collins' stock in trade. Perhaps she can persuade the Times to change its slogan to "All the trash that fits we print."
Meanwhile, it is interesting to compare the career time line of these two women.
At 42, Palin was already governor of Alaska and within a couple of years, was selected as a vice presidential nominee. At 42, Collins had finally gained her foothold in elite big city journalism. But at 64, Collins is clearly headed over the hill, while Palin still has her best 20 years or more ahead of her.
Okay, so maybe the whole thing is about career envy.
By the way, Collins' first book "Millennium," co-written with her husband Dan Collins of CBS, is advertised on Amazon for "ten cents plus $3.99 for shipping and handling."
Sounds like a bargain. Better grab it before it goes to a nickel.
Dennis Howard is a veteran Catholic journalist and creative marketing consultant. He currently serves as president of the Movement for a Better America, Inc., a non-profit educational organization located in Mt. Freedom, NJ. For more of his writing, visit the
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